spider karma

The theory that how you treat spiders affects how they treat you.

Jane: OMG I have so many spiders in my house these days. This morning I woke up with one in my hair and then a massive hairy one dropped into my cereal. I have to move.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.

by spideykiller August 20, 2009

Tennessee Barking Spider

Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.

Billy: (fart noise)
Teacher: Billy did u just fart?
Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.

by rebel runner March 2, 2010

Spida Bite

When a girl (or guy) slowly raises her (or his) hips while being gone down on so that the giver's tongue "accidentally" makes contact with the receiver's ass hole.

AA snuck in a quick Spida Bite while Teej was going down for days.

by JBobWig April 12, 2010

Spida-Greg

A teenage boy finds out he can now shoot a sticky white liquid out of his body.
Spida-Greg is honestly the most idiotic person you'll ever meet- he's crazy and will slowly drive you insane, but he can also be the love of your life.

His autism may cause him to Spiderman as well. Beware.

Spida-Greg: "Sometimes I see how far my nut can go- once it almost hit the ceiling! I was proud."

by HisAvocado June 5, 2017

SOIDH

Screenshot or it didn't happen.

My girlfriend told me that Michael Emerson called her at Skype.I told her SOIDH,and then googled it out of curiosity.I found out it was already defined as SSOIDH in urban dictionary.

by Babedacus July 30, 2007

Spider Baby

Based on the cult film by Jack Hill.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.

"Man Virginia is hot."
"Dude stay away she's a Spider Baby."

by CultPhenomenon November 16, 2012

Spider-Punk

The Spider-Man of (Earth-138).
Also known as Hobie (Hobart Brown) he is know as an anarchic.
Voiced by Daniel Kaluuya in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

“I'm not a hero cause calling yourself a hero makes you self mythologizing narcissistic autocrat!" - Spider-Punk

Bro Spider-Punk is actually so clutch helping out Miles.

by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023