Plastic Surgery

A way to make yourself look worse than you did before.

Kanye: Babe, why do you look so different?
Kim: I got plastic surgery.
Kanye: You’re sleeping on the couch tonight

by SirrTheRiceGod March 5, 2021

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Blazer Eye Surgery

When the smoking of weed increases a persons eyesight

"Man my eyesights gotten so much better"
"yeah, it's cus of the blazer eye surgery"

by Kie Boon August 11, 2014

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Sexual Reassignment Surgery or SRS is the surgical process (or processes) in which a transgender person's sexual characteristics (mainly the genitals) are altered to resemble the ones of their opposite sex (or the gender they identify with).

These surgical procedures can also be performed in intersex people.

This definition may be mistaken with Hormone Replacement Therapy , which is another type of procedure that meny transgender people go through.

Transgender: "I did't take a Sexual Reassignment Surgery as I'm not completely uncomfortable with my genitals..."

by Xx.Emo.Panda.xX May 19, 2017

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Laser Vagina Surgery

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.

I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.

by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007

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splurge

to cum early

Alex: dude, why hasn't lizzy called you?
Jake: because i splurged on her face last night.

by elle123456 June 26, 2010

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Bathroom surgery

Cutting yourself in the bathroom.

"She performed bathroom surgery to ease the mental pain."

"You've got a funny way of showing off your bathroom surgery / You said you were just cooling down / ... / I've never seen arms like yours / I've never seen scars like yours." — Alkaline Trio

by muirne December 17, 2017

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Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.

Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/

by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010

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