splinky

an older person dressing or trying to act young

JoJo's mom is kinda splinky with the navel ring and the mini and always sayin' "Peace Out"

by clouseau November 12, 2004

splink

n: a square ball
n: a chinese father, who is very strict, and when poked, makes a strange high pitched sound

"raymond's a splink"

by caleb February 24, 2005

Splonky

Splonky means anything cool and fun. Somewhat the new version of lit.

Bro that movie was so Splonky.

by Splonkiest June 9, 2019

spoink

a slang term for a fish vagina. Commonly used by Hopatcong Cross Country.

The whale shark has the largest spoink on earth.

by Talon Hogan October 13, 2006

Spoink

Springy pig pokemon

I caught a spoink on pokemon, can't wait for it to evolve

by Traybake73 June 4, 2016

Splinkety Splonk

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

shloink

(v) to ream; to rape anally.

"I shloinked him good." "That was a good shloinking."

by firstof9 January 30, 2004