splizzard

(n.) When you go to take a piss and it comes out fine, then all out of nowhere, the stream splits and sprays all over your pants!

I had to stay in the bathroom for 30 minutes so my pants would dry after that splizzard!

by Greg S. S. November 3, 2007

Spliz-Nut

Someone who is a mad hater and dislikes people that are poor

Marcus: Jacobe, Why do you have to be a little Spliz-Nut; just because my shirts better than yours

Jacobe: Shut up! Im going home

by Sampson_Jones March 22, 2009

SPLIBERISH

The barely discernable language spoken by black babies.

I don't know if he wants a banana or he shit in his pants, all I hear is spliberish.

by neatboy February 10, 2010

Splicerific

The positive sensation experienced when you mix two things that are not normally mixed, just like the iced desert called a 'Splice' which consists of vanilla ice cream coated in pine-lime flavoured ice (Who woulda thunk it?!).

You could say that good-looking people of mixed racial ancestry are splicerific.

Jeremy: Hey Jackie, drinking hot tea with milk while eating a raspberry ice block is totally splicerific! I bet the others are regretting the fact that they didn't get stuck right in!
Jackie: Yeah I reckon! I can completely relate to that!
Sven: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Jill: Me neither. I am experiencing extreme regret at not living outside of my comfort zone right now.

by teaman2 June 1, 2010

Sulize

A strong independent woman with a Heart of Gold and a caring personality.

She is such a sulize

by Jawbreaker554 June 14, 2018

splizz

{Splizz}: A person who is small,thin or little in complete size. A southern slang word, or short for (Splizzrinkle).

Splizz is an american english word that dates back from around 1922. It is usually noticed as a slang word to describe a person who is small and cute, or little in complete size. This word is also short for "Splizzwrinkle" , or "Splizzrinkle". This word was first heard in the southern part of the united states around the coast of North Carolina. Early farmers who settled in or around Brunswick, NC used this term to describe their children. All three of these names have been taken for use online, so they are not available.

by Joshua Bartholow July 25, 2006

spliced

Severly fucked up on multiple drugs. Term taken from the Outkast cd, Aquemini.

Man I drank some liqour and smoked a blunt. I'm spliced!

by BigDaddyKyle January 19, 2004