slatonic

1. The property of getting to the point or being sensible, without extra complication or added bullshit to delay or hinder things. Summed up by the phrase, "no fucking around."

"Anderson Silva vs Vitor Belfort was a very slatonic fight - KO'd in the first round!"

"That game developer released a very slatonic game - no bugs, stable as hell, fun and well made all around!"

by The Commissar April 27, 2014

spladoonkle

Spladoonkle (v.); the act of laughing so hard you spit your drink out.

Dude! You just made me spladoonkle.

by Glavion July 9, 2017

ssplatoon

A popular tiktoker that makes splatoon content and has over 6000 followers

“Wow ssplatoon is so famous!”

by Mekkkk May 6, 2021

Pearl(splatoon)

The BEST idol in the splatoon series. She is a white haired inkling with pink tips to her hair. People say she has a big forehead but it is a beautiful big forehead. She is dating marina (it’s true my dad owns Nintendo) who is part of her band “off the hook” even though she is 21 years old she still looks and acts like a 10 year old.

Omg Pearl(splatoon) is so cool and the best splatoon character!

I wish that I could look like Pearl(splatoon) she is so cool!

by biggest dum to be dum July 3, 2021

splatoon

To shoot semen. To cum in excitement. To jizz. Etc.

Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.

I just splatooned in my pants when I heard about that awesome new Nintendo game!
You just got splatooned all over.

by dsky May 10, 2015

splatooned

The act of splattering liquids all over someones face while they are sleeping. Experts will use feces or white paint to do this

Dude, I got splatooned last night by my dad!

by Ek4ns January 30, 2016

Splatoon

When you convulse wildly with diarrhea

The man couldn't make it to the bathroom in time so he splatooned all over the floor

by Shaggytor November 14, 2018