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splash hit 

When droppin a poo log on the toilet the poo hits the toilet water and splashes water onto your buttcheeks. Causing you to wipe your buttcheeks of poo infested waters.
I went number 2 and my buttcheeks were all wet from all the splash hits I made.
splash hit by Bobalue February 7, 2013

Splash Proof 

To put toilet paper in the toilet bowl so no splash comes back while you're taking a shit.
Yesterday I took a huge shit but luckily enough I made the toilet Splash Proof.
Splash Proof by J-BAILS13 June 29, 2010

splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.
Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

Splash and go 

Taking a very fast #2, as a means to avoid embarresment.
Dan: So how'd the date go Jeremy?
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.
Splash and go by DoraII February 26, 2010

Splash log 

Splash log:when a turd of considerable proportions hits the toilet water and drenches your ass and genitals.
I just splash logged the hell out of my balls with the dump I just took.
Splash log by Quick nick September 19, 2013

Splash for the gash 

The process of applying aftershave, with the purpose of attracting a female.
"Ready to go out?"
"One minute, just need to Splash for the Gash."
"Good idea."
Splash for the gash by number16 January 19, 2014