spaghetti house

Retro slang for vagina

Jen's spaghetti house tasted more like clam sauce than it did al fresca.

by The LLama June 11, 2013

Spaghetti's Dad

A steak.

Teodor: How long's he grounded for?
Ray: Oh, couple hours. I'll make him some Spaghetti's Dad tonight. It's our little ritual - let's him know he's off the hook.
Teodor: Huh! What's in Spaghetti's Dad?
Ray: A steak.

by cepherias February 1, 2012

spaghetti smack

When you’re really angry, and you have really wet noodles you just made, you feel the noodles real good, then you slowly and I mean slowly one by one take the noodles and put them in a straight line. let them cool. Go outside and look for your next victim, when you spot the cockwaddle person you’re about to destroy. LEAP IN TO ACTION AND SMACK THEM IN THE FACE WITH THE NOODLES AS HARD AS YOU CAN! JOHN CENA JUMPS OUT OF THE NEAREST ORPHANAGE AND KO’s YOUR OPPONENT TO THE GROUNDDD. AS ALL THIS IS HAPPENING YOU HAVE NOW COMPLETED THE SATANIC RITUAL WHICH UNLOCKS THE GATES TO HELL... AND THEN YOU SEE IT JAMES CHARLES BALLSACK DIPPED IN BLUE PLAINT BEGGING TO SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD. sapnu puas

“well sally, he firefighter kicked the door down and backpeddled into the bedroom wearing nothing but a lime green cape, then he spaghetti smacked me right in my face! It was so hot!!”

by dontsmelthehobo March 17, 2019

Spagetti

Mario's favorite food.

Mario: Imma eat some spagetti
Urmom:dafaq

by FullArtAnimations January 14, 2022

spaghetti loving jew

Someone who has a big jew nose and is very greedy. Tends to stuff spaghetti up their ass and nose to keep it warm to eat later during the day.

Kat! Stop a spaghetti loving jew!
Those filthy spaghetti loving jews took all the seats on the bus!

by Tr3cHardcore June 25, 2017

spaghetti girl

a term used for girls who don't know they are bisexual until the make out with a chick. it means a girl who is straight until you get her wet.(like spaghetti)

"my friend kim hooked up with a cute spaghetti girl last night"

by jilldo December 28, 2003

spaghetti noodle

nickname for your super tall and super skinny boyfriend.

a cute name for someone lanky or gumpy

"I like... really skinny guys, like super super skinny and tall - the more they look like gumpy, the better, like no body fat, no muscles, I just want to date a spaghetti noodle"

by finnmobile August 27, 2019