simulated wood

a black person who acts very white; an oreo; a wanna-be peckerwood.

He just a simulated wood.

by Derek Williams September 9, 2003

Speculative Grenade

When playing a game shooting game, like like the call of duty series, and throwing a grenade as far as you can in the general direction of where the enemy might be in the hope of it being especially lucky and killing someone. Ccan also be done with a tomahawk on call of duty black ops, know as a speculative tomahawk. either can be shortened to spec tommy or spec genade.

i threw a speculative grenade and got a triple kill.

by Mac1zero May 30, 2011

speculation

When you make a spec out of you, and some guy named lation.

See, that's the thing with speculation. You make a spec out of you, and some guy named lation.

by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 10, 2009

Sexculate

To Sexculate; to speculate about your own or someone else's sexuality.

Chad - "I wonder if that hot dude over there is into guys..."
Barry - "Bro, stop sexculating and just ask him out!"

Janice - "I don't know whether I'm a lesbian or not!"
Counsellor - "SEXCULATE!"

by Stacy's Mom August 1, 2012

speculatation

A procedure of looking into the future while comentating in professional sporting events.

2004 ALCS baseball series. Comments regarding future pitching lineup choices.

by Renee Norman-Martin October 18, 2004

flight simulater

The most time boring game ever but still fun if you want to be a pilot

I flew a 737-000 in flight simulater to LAX and it took 3 hours but when I landed I crashed. What a ****ing waste of time.

by localasshole August 14, 2006

Simulated Hunt

When you hunt something down without hurting it; akin to raising a child.

Guy 1: “Hey how’s your mother doing?”

Guy 2: “Fine, now that I’ve performed a simulated hunt on that beast.”

by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022