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Smewing

To be constantly engaged in the act of cat hoovering.
Also the standard EU maximum weight guideline for lifts.
This short article from a Reading (UK) newspaper decribes such an event

'Ed was soon arrested when the police were informed by a neighbour of strange sounds described to be "Identical to the time her uncle hoovered up the cat" the lady ate a peanut then digressed "Aye, i knew that sound straight away.....cats being vacuumed has a distinct tone to it"

Questions were asked as to how he sourced a constant supply of cats, the local police seargent suggested "he might have been giving birth to them every morning after drinking the off milk found in the fridge" traces of mohair were found in the suspects rear.

Later that evening Smewing was said to have actually made the Cheshire cat extinct after causing a lift to collapse on his way to the police station, crushing it beyond recognition.'
by reginauld hooterschmee January 24, 2007
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sewing circle

noun. When a group of male friends get together, then suddenly talk about their feelings and relationship problems; gossip.
Everything that said in the discussion is usually kept secret.
On Friday night, Joe, Bob and Jim talked about their feelings about a girl they liked in a sewing circle.

Bob brought up his relationship problems which formed a sewing circle.
by 4n0n3m06z February 14, 2009
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rusty sewing machine

The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.
The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.
by dis sho am good June 21, 2006
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Speaing

To talk in a way so unclear that you’re no longer speaking, but rather just mumbling random words.
He was so tired he just started speaing.
by The Misspelt Dictionary December 21, 2017
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INcOwEcTT SpEwwiNG

It is when your brain doesn't function or your hand isn't functioning correct.
SoWWy TwEAchEr FRor GwEttINg An F on MwY Twest bEcuAese Mwy INcOwEcTT SpEwwiNG
by ANONYMOUS Firefox January 11, 2021
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dungaree sewing group

Did you hear about Sheila?
No.
Joined the dungaree sewing group, didn't she.
by anonymous July 17, 2021
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plain sewing

Mutual masturbation. A common term among the gay community in Australia in the 60s and 70s.
There was no anal action, just a bit of plain sewing.
by Rufous Doors March 24, 2023
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