Raw-dogging a girl in the butt, shooting your man batter all up inside her. Then, punch her in the stomach to make her fart.
(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)
(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)
I went hogging last night and picked up a panzer, took her back to my place and gave her the sperm whaler.
by xbadxonex February 22, 2008
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A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010
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Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
Get the Sperm-Whaling mug.An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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"Me and that bitch were watchin step brothers while she was giving me a bj and she totally spermwhaled all over when I was finished"
by Scuba Sam February 26, 2009
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