spare guy

The guy you don't know. You don't know why he's talking to these girls, why he's in the pictures or why he's even in the building. He's "trying" and the only thing he is doing is blocking and distracting attention from you and your people. Chances are you see a spare guy every weekend. You just didn't know the definition.

Your meeting some girls at the club and they bring along their 1 guy friend. Hes hasn't been able to seal the deal and is now in the friend zone. When you meet the girls he is throwing salt in your game and wont let you get any of them alone because he cant do it himself. This is a spare guy.

by Halo Marques April 20, 2008

spare-sies

When someone has more than one of the same item, the other items become spare, thus making them spare-sies

Where did I put my spare-sies?

by SuperNaz April 28, 2006

spare-ijuana

a polite way to ask a friend if they have any spare marijuana and if they would be so kind as to share with you.

-Do you have any spare-ijuana?
-Do you-juana share-ijuana some of your spare-ijuana?

-Sorry, I just smoked the last of my spare-ijuana with Sara.

by snigguh4u November 8, 2011

spare tiring

Third wheeling for two couples, so one would be the fifth person (fifth wheel), hence the name spare tire.

Ricky and Jane went with John and Rachel to the movies on a double date. They invited David too. David politely declined, however, telling them that he didn't want to spend a perfectly good Friday night spare tiring.

by Whitest Black Person October 27, 2016

spare time

this is your time to do whatever you want...

So you decided to visit Urban Dictionary.

I had a lot of spare time so I used it to laugh at Urban Dictionary definitions.

by Set Blue 23 November 14, 2017

Spare Blood

When a person is a member of a company, group, or in a relationship solely to fill the open vacancy; as if the only benefit they bring is blood for donation.

"You're not my friend, you're my bodyguard, make it past two weeks, I might learn your name, until then, you're spare blood." -Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, episode 3.

"Andrew is our 'social media intern,' he can make copies or coffee, other than that, he's spare blood.

by J. Fillerin February 7, 2018

Spare Ribs!

It is a Quote made by an Angry-Skeleton, Shouting at a Non-Intellectual
Person for not knowing what his Favorite Snack was, Therefor causing
the said Skeleton to get Angry at the Non-Intellectual...

The Real Video was Officially made by Tom Schalk on Twitter/Facebook/YouTube/Instagram,
But there was a Repost by MochasAssault in YouTube on the 19th of Jan 2020...

The Original Quote By Tom Schalk:
RIBS! (Moment Of Pause) Spare Ribs! (Gesture Of Silence) Fuck!
But Here Is My Style Of Saying It:
Ayo Where The Fuck Are My Ribs! Yo Jamal, Bring Me The Spare Ribs!

by No_CuzYNot March 28, 2021