spanger

adj. Meaning "brilliant". Invented when drunk to describe oneself.

"You alright mate?"
"Yer mate I'm spanger."

by Robbie Sutton & Ryan O'Donovan May 13, 2005

spangler

A bitch ass faggot

That kid is such a spangler

by zac.gar January 30, 2015

cock spangler

an individual who frequently masturbates.

ever since joe couldnt find any little kids to fuck up the ass, hes become a real cock spangler.

by phjls83 July 31, 2003

slangover

when you are constantly using slang words, and then you are talking to someone you should show respect to, yet you can't stop yourself from using the slang.

Principal: and the prom will be post-poned

student: dude, that is so unfair!

Principal: dude?

student: sorry, just my slangover

by Lolzizer February 20, 2009

slungover

Feeling like you're hungover but annoyingly due to a lack of sleep rather than drink.

I literally have no idea what is going on today, I'm so slungover

by Profkin July 6, 2011

standover tactic

When a person stands directly over a toilet so they are not required to lift the toilet seat to urinate. This practice is most commonly employed in disgusting public toilets, such as those located at freeway rest stops and in nightclubs.

"Man that toilet is disgusting, I know you're desperate to pee but don't go in there!"
"Nevermind bro, I'll just use the standover tactic, she'll be right!"

by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018

spanger

N. an accidental fool, a term used to tease a person that has made a mistake. a less provocative word as substitute for wanker
origin. wanker, spanker, wanger
pronounced. spang-er (ryhmes with tang-er)

someone purchases a packet of rice crisps when asked to buy potato chips... you "spanger"

by suffer me no more January 22, 2008