spading

Shagging a chick. Think of your dick as the spade and her as the earth.

Sorry I'm late I was spading the wife.

by AussieSpader December 13, 2009

Spading

Similar to Spooning, the acto of fitting together with a spade for self pleasure.

Aaron decided to do some spading before digging up his garden.

by Gokuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuisgay July 22, 2010

spaulding

The act of "doggy style" intercourse while jamming ones thumb into the females anal cavity, and clamping lower jaw. Also known as "Grudge Fuck".

I totaly spaulding styled that bitch.

by Tibbitts June 19, 2007

Spadingtf2

The act of pummeling opponents in Team Fortress 2 with a spade.

Requires a good Medic and a Good Soldier for awesome spading sprees.

Soldier: ZOMG theres a heavy with minigun spinning
Medic: Uber activated!
Heavy: AHHH my fases is spaded
Soldier: Spadingtf2 accomplished

by Gamgeenz September 4, 2009

Scalding The Puppy

Playing an instrument extremely well, and showing it who's boss!

"DUDE! Did you see that dude playing the guitar, at the house party, the other night?!? He was scalding the puppy, man!

by Imapunkster February 18, 2012

Hooray for Captain Spaulding

A reference to Groucho Marx in "Animal Crackers". Said when someone who deserves to be insulted is dissed in a very witty way.

Dr Daniel Heimbauch: If marriage is radically redefined as being just a way of affirming private feelings of loving attraction then equality would require allowing people who love dogs to marry dogs and people who love ice cream to marry ice cream!

Jon Stewart: Yes, That's exactly right! You know I realize now that's not a bald head that's a solar panel for a dumbass machine.

Audience member: Hooray for Captain Spaulding!

by Llamas007 November 6, 2012

spading

using the penis to mark the forehead of another individual on the forehead.

After she blew me I spaded her ass... Nothing like spading those dirty ho's

by spademaster July 10, 2009