soviet missile

1) n. A huge Russian Penis, capable of penetrating the tightest of pussies and squirting out nuclear sperm.
2) v. A sex position that involves using a broken condom and cumming all over the partner while standing in a rocket pose.

1) "Tyler's mom was moaning hard last night, I saw her go into her room with a Russian man."
"He must of gave her his soviet missile"
"That would also explain why nuclear waste is dripping from the ceiling of my room."

2) "Damn, those porn stars sure know how to do the soviet missile."
"You're a fucking pervert, you know that?"

by Beauqiikoi November 21, 2013

Sovetskiy Soyuz!

The end of the first verse of the Soviet Anthem. It means Soviet Union in Russian.

Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus'! Da zdravstuvet sozdanny volej narodov edenjy maguchj SOVETSKIY SOYUZ!!!!

by Jqoi Zunderlat October 12, 2020

soviet-onion

its the soviet union but its an onion

The soviet union is now soviet-onion

by poopybutface59 February 4, 2021

Savithi

Savithi is a person who is dirty-minded, kind and funny. She can make you laugh in the most dirty-minded way >:)

Me: Hai peeple, my name's Savithi!
Yifei: Oh hai, savi.

by 3qn August 9, 2022

A single, solitary snail

Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"

Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?

by 11O37 November 28, 2019

soviet onion

the soviet onion was when a dude named stallin took over russia and made it communist. but i guess some stuff happened cause its russia again now.

glad i dont live in the soviet onion, theyd take all my speed and make me share it with people! hands off my speed commies!

by BillBollock October 17, 2020

Soviet Union

communism

Communism

In the Soviet Union

by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020