Southern asstray

While smoking a cigarette or a cigar discard your ashes in a females ass when you are finished suck the ashes out and feed them to her like a momma bird would do to her chicks

If your giving a southern asstray make sure she doesn't fart!!!

by Candyshop2014 October 22, 2013

southern surfboard

A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.

Me and my cousin snuck out to go southern surfboarding this weekend down in the glades.

by Welcometothegame2markiplier April 14, 2019

southern pansy

Aziraphale

“Not just a southern pansy sergeant, THE southern pansy!”

by Deathandexestentialism August 21, 2019

Southern Lovechild

When a man saves his semen so he can impregnate himself after gender change surgery.

Rob didn't trust any woman enough to reproduce his looks and intelligence so he had a Southern Lovechild.

by Tube Saloon February 14, 2017

southern spittoon

The act of spitting the excess chaw spit accumulated from chewing tobacco into your girlfriends vagina.

Billybob southern spittooned me last night, and I got a contact buzz.you could say things are getting pretty serious.

by MattAllen January 28, 2014

Southern Cuisine

Activity involving the stimulation of the genitalia of a sex partner by the use of the mouth, tongue, teeth or throat

I love a man who enjoys my "SOUTHERN CUISINE"!

by ReeseB. June 14, 2011

Southern Pop

What passes for country music for the last 15 to 20 years. The songs are really just regular pop or rocks songs produced with pedal steel guitars or a violin to make it "country".

Person A - "Hey, remember Southern Rock?"

Person B - "Yeah, bands like Lynyrd Skynyrd, .38 Special, Marshall Tucker Band, Blackfoot!"

Person A - "Well Southern Pop is the same idea. Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert, Shania, Lady Antebellum, Big and Rich...I could keep going but there's not enough time..."

by Musical Observer November 30, 2011