Mediterranean Sour Patch

When a male shoves something up there penis hole

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Blue sour patch gummy

Some one who is lucky to find a gem
Like Emily. And someone who is talking to someone else that is way out of there league.

Please Roberto you are a whole blue sour patch gummy.

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giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

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When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

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People who are rude and then act like they are your best friend. Its confusing.

Those Sour Patches! They just don't understand the point of "go away!"

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a series of things a person must do to gain someones forgiveness.

Did you hear Mari ate a lizzard as a part of her sour patches to Nicholle?!?! Ew.

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Sour_PatchVR is a god at gorilla tag.

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