Soren 

I strange fellow who likes words such as glorb, gloink, schloop. Completely deranged, will go on autistic ass rants about weirdly specific topics such as Chicago deep dish pizza, Nation of Islam theology, and how much he hates Neil DeGrasse Tyson. It is completely unknown what is actually wrong with him.

This is a serious Soren moment.

Soren by SigmaBallsInUrMomorino November 18, 2023

Sören 

That one guy that dresses out of a dumpster and and always tries to spit fire but gives out the weakest bars imaginable. If you know a Sören you can totally relate.

Cool People: Oh something smells like bad math and used napkins
More Cool People: It's just Sören coming

Sören by coolcatkasp March 13, 2015

Sören 

Sören is the richest man alive. He has the biggest cock in the World.

Its Sören, the fucking legend!!

Sören by Soeren_420 November 23, 2021

Sören 

Looks like Jesus but acts sometimes like a hs

Person 1: dude he looks like Jesus

Person 2: Trueee, he must be Sören

Sören by Minsmation December 6, 2021

Soren’s knees 

A cuisine that is harvested by inserting a fork or other sharp object into the back of the object in question.

“I’ve got a craving for a hot steaming plate of Soren’s knees”

Soren’s knees by DrMocksausage November 8, 2018

Soren (Girl) 

She is so funny, Pretty and her smile makes people smile. She’s super pretty ily Soren love Ry

-Who’s that she’s hot
-That’s Soren (Girl)

Soren (Girl) by Poiuyyyttrgsh hvxusiv55 January 21, 2019

Soren L 

Soren is the most amazing human being you will ever meet. You will never meet a more attractive person in your life, their eyes are more beautiful then anything and their touch can heal any broken heart. not only do they have the looks, but their personality is like nothing you’ve ever seen. they are completely unique and will never fail to make you giggle even if your feeling low. you can talk to soren about absolutely anything, they are amazing listeners. They have the biggest heart and will never do anything to hurt you. Soren is a protecter, they are very protective and will always make you feel safe and comfortable. Although they are protective, they also need protection. Soren over thinks and needs to be comforted just as they do for others. if you ever get a chance to fall in love with a soren, take it. Falling in love with soren is the most joyful experience you will ever have. Soren has a sensitive heart and needs reassurance. He has infinite love to give you if allow him to. Soren is the most trustworthy person you will meet and never will let you down. they love attention and they value their loved ones greatly. if you have a chance to hold the heart of a soren, take care of it, hold it tight and never let it go, keep soren forever and always.

“why’re you so happy”
“i got to see Soren L today”

Soren L by i love you soren 637 October 30, 2022