Shmickle

A penis that a shaped like a pickle. (Not to be confused with shmeat )

Girl: Is your dick big?
Man: I got that shmickle bitch of course.
Girl: Ooooh 😋

by Big Gucci Micah January 21, 2016

smickus

Ancient German god of urination. It is believed ancient villages would have communal statues which they would urinate on to protect their families from demons and other evil spirits. In modern languages it is used as vulgar slang to describe people with weak bladders.

You are pissing like Smickus

by karl_jorg_reuter85 July 28, 2003

shmick my goo

variety of meanings:
1.the wish to engage in sexual intercourse with an individual.
2.the desire to beat an individual senseless.
3. a substitute for blasphemy.

1."man, id love to schmick her goo right about now!"
2."if that guy doesnt stop making discriminative comments about me and my fellow Amish brothers...im gunna schmick his goo with a large plank of wood!"
3."well schmick my goo! thats a surprise!"

by camdaddy November 16, 2004

smicken

An adjective.
Definition: cute and attactive.
It can refer to an individual or an object.
(It is just a cute word itself!)

That girl has smicken panties!
That guy is so damn smicken!

"I'm miskin' u Smicken"

by Ms. Shortiie April 23, 2008

shmickershmack

a single cigarette.

"can i bum a shmickershmack "
"excuse me sir, can i shmick your shmack"?
(means to have a sip of a cigarette)

by Kohlmin September 25, 2010

Smick Fondue

A food eaen b smicks as a beverage. Made wih:

-Pour all items itno a blender:

-2Xbricks
-16X Nicker MAX shoes
-12X Carbrini tracksuits
-A lampost
-A hurley
-er' Ma
-67X Curr chips
-2X Pandas
-yourself!

Nicker MAX! SMICK FONDUE!

by NICKER MAX May 10, 2012

smick

A smelly hick.

"raymond winslow is a smelly hick"

by dick fitswell August 24, 2003