Splinched

You don't want to know

'Arry: "Splinched? What's that?

The Wiz: "You don't want to know"

by Pseudoscience January 11, 2015

Solicigator

1. A lawyer who is both a solicitor and a litigator.

2. A lawyer with reptilian qualities, therefore all lawyers.

You'd better have that contract checked over by a solicigator.

The difference between a solicigator and an alligator? One is a vicious slimy monster and the other is a reptile.

by Chachos May 16, 2009

solicipatory

The act of gathering information through a participatory process.

A social media campaign utilizes a solicipatory process when it seeks specific information from the public response to a post.

by greenmtngonzo July 9, 2010

Solicite the winky

To get permission to send dick pics to girls via text

to solicite the winky
guy: You're cute
girl: ;)
guy: 8====D~~

by hewhosmites18 December 7, 2011

Slinch

Slag catching

Sophia Said "Natalie, what are you up to tonight lass?" Natalie said "I'm gonna get my slinch on"

by Slinch Bitch June 16, 2018

Splinched

That thing that happens to aux-cords and headphones when you have to hold them in a certain position to work.

"I need to buy new headphones, mine are splinched!"

Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"

by BuyBetterCables August 26, 2019

Splinch

Unit of measure for wine, usually a small amount like half a small glass

Dear, would you pour me a splinch?

by Ediggity September 6, 2019