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Soggy Basketball

A perfect word to describe someone you highly dislike in the most childish way possible.
Miles: oh boy! I sure love scrolling through Reddit!

Michael: shut the fuck up you Soggy Basketball
by michaelthewest April 5, 2021
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Soggy Corndog

When a guy with foreskin has so much sex or masturbates so much that his foreskin puffs up and looks like a soggy corndog.
I was spanking it so much last night that I'm packing a soggy corndog today.
by SergejB July 16, 2018
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soggy shake

Handshake while drinking. The person's hand, being wet from holding his/her drink, transfers moisture the the hand of the person they are being introduced to. Thus, it is a soggy shake.
I just met Sofia, but she was double fisting so when she put her drink down to shake my hand, it was definitely a soggy shake.
by StephanieLaurenAllen July 6, 2008
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soggy cannoli

Bob got excited and gave her a soggy cannoli
by Double DD 1 October 28, 2013
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Soggy Socket

A prank you pull on your friends when you ejaculate an awkwardly large amount of semen in all of his/her electrical sockets.
Bryan, what the fuck bro?!? I haven't had power in 3 weeks because you gave me the Soggy Socket!
by RDaly05 April 26, 2011
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soggy sausage

male version of wet fish. Were their partner does all the work during sex an the dude just lyes there doing nothing.
jimmy "how was last night with John"
Emma "it was awful again"
Jimmy "aww why was it the sex ?"
Emma "yeahh he just lyed there again"
Jimmy " that dude is such a soggy sausage"
by xkatherinex September 13, 2010
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Soggy Log

A sexual act where a person drowns their partner, resuscitates them, then defecates on their chest.
I hooked up with this crazy chick last night. She gave me a Soggy Log in a kiddy pool.
by Bachmo December 17, 2016
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