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Social Fistancing

The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
by Radiohunter March 9, 2021
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Social Disdancing

During 2020 the Covid19 virus caused people on dancefloors to Social Distance by 1.5 metres while dancing.
1. Queensland Australia was Social Disdancing for Chistmas Eve 2020.
2. Social Disdancing is a new form of dancing developed through necessity during 2020 where dancers must be at least 1.5 metres from one another.
by Numisastro December 25, 2020
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social dogstancing

When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing propersocial dogstancing.”
We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.
by AnotherAlias April 12, 2020
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social diestancing

A state of wanting to return back to normal life as we knew it 6 months ago and prior. Basically implying that we want social distancing to die (aka we want to not have to worry about it), therefore, social DIEstancing.
*Me in my dreams* I’m going to go out and practice some social diestancing.
by Pialinist September 8, 2020
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Social Dickstancing

During the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020- when a guy practicing social distancing sends out a dick pic.
Dude: Yo, I've been practicing Social Dickstancing and sent a pic of my dick to Sherill.
by JT Fett March 29, 2020
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social duhstancing

Pandemic precautions so obvious that they should not have to be explained.
Don't stand in the midst of a crowded bar, don't hug and kiss strangers, don't take selfies with friends... because it could kill you. Yes, really. Lots of people already know this. It's called social duhstancing.
by Monkey's Dad June 18, 2020
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social fistancing

The act of, in the year 2020, using all forms of media to angrily force something false, (an idea, policy, false election results, covid-19 misinformation) upon an otherwise informed public.
The Trump administration by way of base, has attempted to feed a continual line of bullshit up the rest of the world's ass through the practice of social fistancing.
by boxcarbob December 9, 2020
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