Soggy Basketball

A perfect word to describe someone you highly dislike in the most childish way possible.

Miles: oh boy! I sure love scrolling through Reddit!

Michael: shut the fuck up you Soggy Basketball

by michaelthewest April 5, 2021

Soggy Corndog

When a guy with foreskin has so much sex or masturbates so much that his foreskin puffs up and looks like a soggy corndog.

I was spanking it so much last night that I'm packing a soggy corndog today.

by SergejB July 16, 2018

soggy shake

Handshake while drinking. The person's hand, being wet from holding his/her drink, transfers moisture the the hand of the person they are being introduced to. Thus, it is a soggy shake.

I just met Sofia, but she was double fisting so when she put her drink down to shake my hand, it was definitely a soggy shake.

by StephanieLaurenAllen July 6, 2008

soggy cannoli

When you cream pie a Italian chick

Bob got excited and gave her a soggy cannoli

by Double DD 1 October 28, 2013

Soggy Socket

A prank you pull on your friends when you ejaculate an awkwardly large amount of semen in all of his/her electrical sockets.

Bryan, what the fuck bro?!? I haven't had power in 3 weeks because you gave me the Soggy Socket!

by RDaly05 April 26, 2011

soggy sausage

male version of wet fish. Were their partner does all the work during sex an the dude just lyes there doing nothing.

jimmy "how was last night with John"
Emma "it was awful again"
Jimmy "aww why was it the sex ?"
Emma "yeahh he just lyed there again"
Jimmy " that dude is such a soggy sausage"

by xkatherinex September 13, 2010

Soggy Charlie

Yet another euphamism for faeces (British origin). Sometimes shortened to Soggy Chaz or The Prince (after Prince Charles).

I ate a nasty curry last night and now i need to go and see Soggy Charlie.

Man, I'm just going to send a nasty Soggy Charlie off to the sea.

That Soggy Charlie was rank - it smelt like sileage.

by Bob the Stoat September 4, 2007