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Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank

Your garden variety whore who has Bleach Blonde hair on the top and Black underneath. This person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. They are usually broke off their ass with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.

They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.

They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.

This person just basically sucks at life!
Heidi is such a Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank, you think she'd keep her legs closed so she doesn't get knocked up again. Looks like I'll be paying for this baby too since she's a welfare case.

Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha
by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010
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skunk blasting

Steve: "dude last night me and tina, totally were skunk blasting"

tom: "nice"
by cdgunners April 29, 2008
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Skunk Diving

The act of physically inspecting the source of foul smelling pussy, through cunnilingus or fingering.
LOCK IT DOWN PEOPLE IM GOING SKUNK DIVING. IF I DONT COME BACK TELL...TELL MY DAD I ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY
by TheShadowOnTheMoon March 29, 2011
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Skunk sack

The yeastie. Skunky smell off a man's sweaty ball sack
After a long weekend of camping I had the worst case of skunk sack!
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Are you skunked?

Better way of saying are you crazy? Popular in London and used by MBbants
MBbants: Ayo G can i get that discount because my friend work here and that
Worker: Nope, sorry.
MBbants: Oi what? Are you skunked G? Give me that discount right fucking now G. Are you skunked?
Worker: leave my shop now
by OfficialJadrn March 1, 2021
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Slunky

(adj.) Used when bringing attention to something that is mischievous, naughty, busted, dank or hit. Slunky is a substitution word, and can be used in either a positive or negative connotation. One can interpret the connotation of slunky based upon tone, context and emphasis.
ie. "Mia is heading to Pat's tonight." "Ayeee that slunky."

"That party last night was reaaaaal slunky."

"He pull skinny ergos." "Oh, shit so he slunky?"
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two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches
by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010
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