Snuffleupagus

The male equivalent of motor-boating. When one puts their head in a man’s crotch, while he is not erect, and wiggles one's mouth around the pack of meat, using tongue when it is seen fit. This should arouse the man and, once arousal occurs, an elephant trumpeting sound must be made to signal triumph.

Dante gave Randal a snuffleupagus last night. You could hear Dante trumpting from across the street.

by Bugga Bear March 3, 2009

Snuffle

An extreme form of snuggling, potentially causing severe injury or death to the recipient.

1. After returning home from work, I found my kitty dead, snuffled to death.

2. I couldn't help it! It was so soft I had to snuffle it! I never knew it would turn out like this!

3. Even though it killed the kitty, it was so worth it.

by S. H. G. March 10, 2009

spufflette

Female receiver of spuff, generally used as a term of endearment.

I love you my little spufflette.

by spufflette January 2, 2009

snuffle fluff

the polite way to call someone fat, usually used for people bigger than you who will totally beat the living shit out of you.

kid: hey do you think pauls a tad snuffle fluffy?

kid39: yea.

kid: yea

by FINLANDIZTHEBOMB March 18, 2009

Sniffletits

a term of endearment. someone who likes being motorboated by innocent biblethumping closeted homosexuals

Hey there sniffletits!
Don't worry sniffletits...

by Janey Cash April 4, 2010

snuffle rub

The discovery of masturbation by an infant who has no concept of sex.

I'm off upstairs for a snuffle rub.

by manicmine2000 April 15, 2016

snuffleupagustress

Snuffleupagus
But with no pp

Yo snuffleupagus, is that your sister snuffleupagustress?

by CockroachEater98 August 14, 2019