I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker
by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015
Get the Bastard Snooker mug.A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.
It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.
It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.
Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister
Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?
Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?
by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021
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A really silly person.
Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.
Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.
by anandaMCbananahead June 17, 2023
Get the Goobie snoobert mug.1.Coming from the German word snocker, meaning full of foon.
2.the act of farting on a baby grand piano, while eating artichoke hearts on thursday
2.the act of farting on a baby grand piano, while eating artichoke hearts on thursday
by shlemmy von farplestein May 25, 2014
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- Have she already written back to you?
- No, she does the Snoaker.
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-This ugly girl writes to me, she wants to hang out.
-Do the Snoaker bro.
- Have she already written back to you?
- No, she does the Snoaker.
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-This ugly girl writes to me, she wants to hang out.
-Do the Snoaker bro.
by BonsaiTree386 February 5, 2020
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Get the shnookered mug.When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.
Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!
by Memelyn May 20, 2019
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