snarted

A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.

When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.

by Morgan Rowe June 13, 2005

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swarse

After a sustained period of exercise, you may obtain a swarse, or sweaty arse

oh, i've been on the treadmill for 20 minutes and i've got one hell of a swarse!!

by Andee1 September 23, 2006

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Venetian Snares

Sure, it sounds like dumpsters fucking, but it sounds so good!

Venetian Snares really likes pigeons.

by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

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snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

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Snorse™

A creature that is trapped in the oily depths of Sonic-drive in that has the unfortunate build of the head of a snake and the body of a horse. The creature gives off the stench or mildew when threatened, has dull yellow teeth that look like they're waiting in line to leave its mouth and travels by cube. Due to lack of education (and a few brain cells) the Snorse™ is easily threatened by even the least talented person and will put itself into Survival Mode if it's habitat is invaded by newcomers. Its usual method of attack (other than the horrible stench mentioned earlier) is being as petty as possible. If you can help it, avoiding the Snorse™ is your best option even though it's misfortunes are something that will bring you much laughter.

Kid one; "hey Billy, what happened to your long board?"
Kid two; "the Snorse™ took it after it chased me off its parking lot."

by Lil buddah_ April 21, 2016

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