When having sex with a woman who you know is a squirter, collect her glory juice in a Snapple bottle and then reuse it as lubricant with another partner.
I was able to get a bottle of Louisville Snapple the other day and now I don't have to worry about getting KY for the girl I'm banging tonight.
by Roobrocop July 7, 2014
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The Term "Oh Snapple!" Is An Exclamatory Phrase;A Playful Indication Of Surprise, Misfortune, Or Insult. The Term Derives From The Phrase "Oh Snap". The Origin Of The Word Is Random. The Term Was Invented At Hanna High School In Brownsville, Texas By Stephanie. See OH SNAP,Also Holy Shit
by David Gonzalez January 17, 2006
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#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.
#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.
#4 Slugs have four noses.
#5 Camels have three eyelids.
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.
#8 A bee has five eyes.
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.
#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.
#4 Slugs have four noses.
#5 Camels have three eyelids.
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.
#8 A bee has five eyes.
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
by make.a.wish April 1, 2009
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1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.
2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee
1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.
2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee
1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.
Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.
You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)
2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?
Dude2: Glee is singing, duh
Dude1: Snapples my apples!!
Dude2: Thanks homie
Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.
You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)
2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?
Dude2: Glee is singing, duh
Dude1: Snapples my apples!!
Dude2: Thanks homie
by Fargas111 December 5, 2010
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The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)
The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)
Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!
Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.
Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.
by john lickayack April 4, 2009
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