The ultimate sacrifice

When walking into a very ordinary nightclub to find only one very hot looking woman, 9 times out of 10 she will be acompanied by a very dirty looking woman. In order to hook up with the hotter of the two, one of your mates must distract the dirtier one by hooking up with her.

Hooking up with the dirty one is known as making "the ultimate sacrifice".

Furby and Mick walk into the Pavillion, Sydney.
Mick: Look at that stunner over there!
Furby: She is gorgeous.. but look at that ugly mole she is with
Mick: Furby... one of us has to make the ultimate sacrifice...
Furby: .... I want to make the ultimate sacrifice...

by Furby May 16, 2006

Sacrifice

Sacrifice: to give up something you would never think about giving up.

"ill "Sacrifice" my life for all of these people."

by HannahTheMoose May 31, 2017

smacknificent

awesome, incredible, extremely magnificent

Wow check that out! Thats bitchin smacknificent!

by oxkarthemighty December 9, 2008

snatchrifice

The act of having having to forego sex due to some impending appointment, deadline or social event.

I really wanted some pussy before I left for the airport but if I did I'd miss my plane, so I had to snatchrifice.

by jrod802 April 30, 2010

needless sacrifice syndrome

The tendency of action, sci-fi, or fantasy media to needlessly sacrifice main characters for one reason or another.

Charlie from Lost, most characters from Lost, and every tough black sidekick character ever are all examples of needless sacrifice syndrome.

by Superdragonswordninja May 14, 2009

snaprifice

When you are snap chatting a girl who is average to below average and you have little aspiration to get with. So, instead of snapping her back your face, you snap her back something else to distract her, sacrificing the snap . Common snaprafices are friends, unsuspecting family, pets, or just the wall, anything to get the snap done.

Friend 1- "You snap chatting Janet?"

Friend 2- "Yea, shes not that hot though really don't feel like sending a good pic"
*Friend 2 Snaps random picture of Friend 1*
Friend 2- " Good that will keep her at ease"
Friend 1- "DAMN did I just get snaprificed?"

by crevicemonster May 5, 2014

Virgin Sacrifice

A subtrope of Human Sacrifice, Virgin Sacrifices were generally made in ancient times as payment to a God or some other power, either to keep them functioning or to win their favor in general.

Tribes in Africa and South America engage in ritual Virgin Sacrifice every fall for a good spring harvest/hunting season.

by Held June 2, 2009