smunch

To eat vagina, munch the carpet, falatia. Performing oral sex on a vagina.

Carlita wouldn't let me smash last night so I smunched instead.

by DNirro January 18, 2009

tittie smunch

breast milk resedue that is dried out and left on the nipple

i was licking this tit but it was all crusty from tittie smunch

by James "dicky" Johnson October 17, 2006

Smunted

When you get really high on laughing gas.

ex: Damn man we got so smunted last night, i can still hear "wowowowowoww" in my ears.

by Deliverer2 March 26, 2009

smunnilingus

When someone is performing cunnilingus and smoking a cigarette at the same time, and blows inhaled smoke from the cigarette into the woman's vagina.

The bitch was giving me sass, so when i was going down on her, i performed smunnilingus.

by spiderinthenight June 29, 2009

smunch

the sexual act of a woman riding a man to orgasm. Then while still straddling him post coitus, takes their collective juices in hand and smears the fluids across her forehead. To complete the activity, she headbutts him in the face with everything she has, hopefully knocking him out cold.

Raechel hit him with the smunch. he looks like he caught a baseball bat to the face, but he said it was totally worth it.

by ummmnooo December 5, 2014

smungle

The feeling of spooning nude with a very hairy partner, such that you feel immersed in a 'jungle'.

Welcome to the smungle baby.

Did you hear what happened to Tina? Her and Todd smungled last night, heard it was pretty wild.

by Fingerless Gloves Pete February 25, 2019

Smünkey

a nickname for a dog/animal

James :What kinda smünkey is that?

Raul : Oh, thats a monkey.

by CHINASTWIZZY May 16, 2022