duck smuggling

When you are walking and fart with every step.

Is she wearing leather trousers or duck smuggling?

by MooMMM November 2, 2017

Peanut Smuggling

Definition: "Noun. Of a woman, having prominently erect nipples, visible through her clothing"

Oh look she's peanut smuggling - it must be cold

by Rosebud982 April 2, 2008

Smuggling hams

When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.

Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.

by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021

Vagina smuggling

When you hide something in your pussy normally to hide from authority

Prisoner 1: how you still got that weed ?!?
Prisoner 2: I'm good at vagina smuggling

by Little miss innocent April 3, 2015

butt smuggle

To conceal or hide an item to prevent its detection, especially by the authorities; to steal or shoplift; to keep a secret.

"John butt smuggled the items from the store."

by T. Odom May 31, 2006

Fatty Smuggle

When a man is tricked by good-looking girls into talking to the fat friend, with a really great personality.

Two hot girls walk up to you and engage conversation. Their fat friend looms in the shadows. When the hot girls have gotten your approval to continue conversation, the fat friend is "smuggled" (see and or moves) to the front and takes over conversation. The hot girls leave. You have just been Fatty Smuggled.

by concerned citizen 123456776543 November 23, 2009

bone smuggling

Anal sex, especially as practice by homosexual males. See also "bone smuggler".

Bruce and Julian met in the broom closet during their lunch break for a bit of surreptitious bone smuggling.

by Greenie August 21, 2003