Smooshies

A randomm blonde dude... Who quite frankly (his name is Smooshie!!!) Is rather horny :P

Smooshies taste a bit of jizz....
Coz i jizzed in ma pants :P

by Bimbo Timbo September 5, 2009

Smoopsiepoo

A chanwer with a colossal cock. He dates a woman with a bangable mother and father

Smoopsiepoo is one of the biggest simps I have ever met.

by Tiff cranberries March 14, 2021

Shmoopsie Poopsie

A sexual position where your partner deficates on a window or glass surface, proceeds to smear it, and than the women is pressed up against the shit smeared surface and anally ravaged.

“My mom walked in my room and questioned me about what me and my girlfriend were doing! She saw the aftermath of our shmoopsie poopsie!”

by Sir Jonathan Dingdong II August 3, 2018

smooties

to vigorously kiss the neck and up behind the ear to give your partner a giggle and good chills

i gave my woman smooties and she couldnt help but wiggle around

by Assmanager September 21, 2021

smooties

to kiss the neck and up behind the ear vigorously

i gave my wife smooties and she giggled

by Assmanager October 5, 2021

Shmoopies

You got butts on your muffin butts

No you're the shmoopies

by Dark dildo666 October 15, 2021

Smoothies

A pair of shaved or waxed testicles, ideally prepared for "teabagging".

see also: SlickSack

The Twink has a pair of Smoothies.

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024