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Smooshies

A randomm blonde dude... Who quite frankly (his name is Smooshie!!!) Is rather horny :P
Smooshies taste a bit of jizz....
Coz i jizzed in ma pants :P
by Bimbo Timbo September 5, 2009
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Smoopsiepoo

A chanwer with a colossal cock. He dates a woman with a bangable mother and father
Smoopsiepoo is one of the biggest simps I have ever met.
by Tiff cranberries March 14, 2021
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Shmoopsie Poopsie

A sexual position where your partner deficates on a window or glass surface, proceeds to smear it, and than the women is pressed up against the shit smeared surface and anally ravaged.
“My mom walked in my room and questioned me about what me and my girlfriend were doing! She saw the aftermath of our shmoopsie poopsie!”
by Sir Jonathan Dingdong II August 3, 2018
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smooties

to vigorously kiss the neck and up behind the ear to give your partner a giggle and good chills
i gave my woman smooties and she couldnt help but wiggle around
by Assmanager September 21, 2021
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smooties

to kiss the neck and up behind the ear vigorously
i gave my wife smooties and she giggled
by Assmanager October 5, 2021
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Shmoopies

You got butts on your muffin butts
No you're the shmoopies
by Dark dildo666 October 15, 2021
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Smoothies

A pair of shaved or waxed testicles, ideally prepared for "teabagging".

see also: SlickSack
The Twink has a pair of Smoothies.
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024
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