a smidge of midgets

a grouping of midgets (more than two in one physical/geographical place). An alternative to (a ponder of midgets).

I was out at the bar and in walked a smidge of midgets.

by azalea May 13, 2005

Dinky Smidge

a tiny drop of water that falls on your glasses/ sunglasses,and its really annoying cuz it gets in the way of your vision.

Crap! I've got a dinky smidge, i need to wipe it off.

by tortillas January 14, 2008

Smidge

Form of measurement: An amount that is 2x greater than a cunt hair. A near miss.

Move that over a smidge .

You just missed it by a smidge.

Turn tha volume up a smidge.

by Sumaruma March 16, 2018

Smidget

A little bit less than a midget.

Mom, check out that smidget. He's knee-high to a bull frog.

by Bustedjaouted March 22, 2008

SMIDGAF

SMIDGAF stands for "Sorry Mate I Don't Give A Fuck" and is usually used by cagers when a cyclist his about to cross his junction, sees the cyclist yet pulls out anyway. Generally known as an asshole.

SMIDGAF a cyclist today, I felt awesome.

by m3lyc June 2, 2013

Smidgemeter

A unit of measurement, smaller than the millimeter. Created by Whitney and Jolee when they were trying to describe the length of something.

Jolee: how long was that test, anyways?

Whitney: just a smidgemeter longer than the last one.

by mabelleisa December 12, 2010

Smidje

The nickname given to a strikingly ugly fat kid whose nerdiness surpasses even the most exaggerated stereotype of a geek ; a person who is dorkier than for example, Milhouse from The Simpsons.

Smidje was showing me his calculator collection today. He's even nerdier than those nerds you get in movies and stuff.

Woah, you seen the new kid? He's suck a dork, I think he might be a Smidje.

There is Lewis Skolnick, and then there is Smidje.

by Noah ov Malet Lambert April 10, 2010