by Kimmeh October 12, 2005
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What Christmas turns into if you have sex before opening presents.
May also refer to the act of spending most of the 25th having sex.
May also refer to the act of spending most of the 25th having sex.
"We celebrated Sexmas instead of giving gifts this year."
"I love Sexmas, it's the most wonderful time of the year."
"I love Sexmas, it's the most wonderful time of the year."
by christmasguy071 December 24, 2009
Get the Sexmas mug.An oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on uncircumsized males penises due to poor hygiene. Left unattended it may eventually form a cheese beanie.
Louise: Damn! What is that on the end of your snake, Sam?
Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010
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-Jawsus aka Sexman
-Jawsus aka Sexman
by loooooooooooooooooooongcat March 2, 2008
Get the sexman mug.A smegma preserve, commonly eaten at breakfast. Most people spread it on bread. It's proven to be pretty healthy and a great source of calcium.
Smegmarmalade is made of smegma recolted on "smegma trees". If you want to produce some, please be sure that the smegma is well ripe, or your smegmarmalade would have an acid, piss-like taste.
Smegmarmalade is made of smegma recolted on "smegma trees". If you want to produce some, please be sure that the smegma is well ripe, or your smegmarmalade would have an acid, piss-like taste.
A scientist : the slice always fall on the smegmarmalade side*
A mother to her child : Do not eat smegmarmalade at the spoon!
A mother to her child : Do not eat smegmarmalade at the spoon!
by samegma August 12, 2010
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by Captn Ben November 8, 2005
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