Smegman

Positive dude on discord and has a shaggy pfp

@smegman hi :3

by Jtroy69 April 6, 2021

Smexalicious

Absolutly Sexy, Hot. Extremly good looking..

Wow, I think you're hot, you're just smexalicious

by Kimmeh October 12, 2005

Sexmas

What Christmas turns into if you have sex before opening presents.

May also refer to the act of spending most of the 25th having sex.

"We celebrated Sexmas instead of giving gifts this year."

"I love Sexmas, it's the most wonderful time of the year."

by christmasguy071 December 24, 2009

smegma

An oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on uncircumsized males penises due to poor hygiene. Left unattended it may eventually form a cheese beanie.

Louise: Damn! What is that on the end of your snake, Sam?

Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?

Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.

by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010

sexman

The self-given nickname of a prepubescent youtube user pruante2forever (now), who became popular after making anti-porn videos, which made him a selected target of anonymous. Known mainly as Jawsus and needs a dental plan.

G-G-G-G-SNEWZURR
-Jawsus aka Sexman

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat March 2, 2008

Smegmarmalade

A smegma preserve, commonly eaten at breakfast. Most people spread it on bread. It's proven to be pretty healthy and a great source of calcium.

Smegmarmalade is made of smegma recolted on "smegma trees". If you want to produce some, please be sure that the smegma is well ripe, or your smegmarmalade would have an acid, piss-like taste.

A scientist : the slice always fall on the smegmarmalade side*

A mother to her child : Do not eat smegmarmalade at the spoon!

by samegma August 12, 2010

smegma

a delicious butter substitute

"Would you care for a slice of bread and smegma?"

by Captn Ben November 8, 2005