smelch

When u cum in a girls butt while shes taking a shit

hey u wanna smelch tonight?

sure only if u let keemstar eat out my ass after.

by smart price curry on yt September 10, 2016

smeltzer

usually the last name of a rather sexy fellow.

also known as man with outrageously large action

can typically be heard saying
"ladies.."
"slappa dat shit like u wants it"
"who the fuck is romancing my foot?"

chick1: did u see his action
chick2: yeah it was huge.
chick1: he's definately a smeltzer

by saltines1990 June 19, 2008

smulth

n. A state of euphoria induced by lack of sleep, similar to being high or intoxication.
Usually involves giggling uncontrollably at unfunny things and slurring word.
adj: Smulthed. being in a state of smulth.

derives from a slur of the word sleep itself, said while in a state of smutlh

It's really late. we should get some smulth...

I stayed up until 7 am yesterday. I was so smulthed I thought the phonebook was funny.

by PockyFille May 11, 2006

Smellhead

A dookie face that smells like ick

EEW, ur such a smellhead!

by Psychic Chic June 19, 2008

smewthey

a squirt of feces coming out of your ass
looks like smoothie.

I left a smewthey in the toilet for you.

by renwalker3 April 17, 2009

Smelter Wedge

A sex act, when a woman has the runs from eating taco bell and has anal sex with a man.

My girlfriend and I got into a burrito eating contest and later on she let me give her the smelter wedge.

by PhilosophyRhoades September 26, 2014

smelteboller

Smelteboller er når en bolle har en temperatur der får smøren på bollen til at smelte

Jeg elsker smelteboller

by BunMEisterV69420 August 31, 2020