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smartie-hater

a person who discriminates, prejudges, dislikes, makes fun of a person who takes their studies seriously and/or is naturally more talented and academically capable and for no other reason
She wanted to know my gpa and after i told her that I had a whopping 4.33, I found out she called me a bitch for bragging about my grades. What a smartie-hater!
by Xie September 9, 2005
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The smartest kid on the short bus

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015
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Smartie Party

A smartie-party refers to an ecstasy pill, due to the fact ecstasy pills are commonly round and small and come in different colours, quite similar to a 'smartie', the chocolate sweet. It ends with 'party' since it's a party drug.

'Smartie-party' was also used in 'LYTZ - 3 days awake' song, which was about alcohol and drugs.
"Smartie party in your pocket.."

"I hope we'll be able to find a smartie party for tonight" *wink*
by xuerebx April 13, 2009
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selfish smartness

when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)
rob: yo john wats today

john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday

rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
by theamazingyuu March 23, 2010
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smartish

1. 98% retarted, 2% not.
2. Also a stupid person.
"I got a 3% in art class."
"OMGF you are smartish."
by No Life September 29, 2005
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smartie

A small, round, brightly coloured chocolate.
by Izin2296 October 5, 2009
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smartiesbox fishing

Fishing for brook trout and targeting those fish for pictures that have especially vibrant colouration
Taylor said he was going up to the cottage so that he could fill up his instagram with proof of his smartiesbox fishing exploits.
by tehsnakecharmer July 10, 2017
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