sock smeller

A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.

"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."

"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"

by Turkeydawg May 16, 2016

Mississippi Swamp Swaller

When a girl gives you a blow job with a dip of chewing tobacco in their mouth.

I want a Mississippi Swamp swaller.

by Mississippi Swamp Swaller October 26, 2022

Side Staller

A side staller is by definition:

side·staller ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sid*stllr)
adjective / noun / verb

A side staller is a person that enters a public bathroom and enters the stall directly next to another individual. Side stallers are usually the lowest class, filthy people in a corporate environment. Habitual side stallers are frequently targets of bathroom beatings and practical jokes.

Also can be used as a verb, as in "I got sidestalled."
"No, a sidestaller?" adjective.

"I hate that side staller, I'm going to give him a beating when he is not looking."

by Jake Cassidy May 23, 2006

smillered

To get beat in a bad way. Thinking you are going to win and something bad happens to make you loose. You got smillered.

Damn I got smillered.

by steve April 18, 2005

Smallet

noun, A small wallet - very appropriate in today's economy

I reached into my back pocket to grab some money out of my Smallet but found that there was little there.

by Uwberger April 30, 2009

cock smeller

A female or male bitch that doesn't trust their sexual partners fidelity and questions it to the point of wanting to smell his cock to make sure it doesn't smell like pussy.

My wife doesn't believe that I was chillin with the boys earlier. So I made her suck my cock. Now she's a cock smeller and a cock sucker! 🐓 😤 and 🐓 🍭

by JoeyBomm May 9, 2020

Smiller's Colon

A call back to a previous topic or thread on a message board or mailing list etc. Used as a non-sequiter to annoy someone who tells exlpicit tales of their colonoscopy, or just to be zany.

Message Header: Looking at new tires

(Reply Header)Re: Looking at new tires in Smiller's Colon

by J_LA December 25, 2003