Slushies

A slang term for people who are "sloshed."

HISTORY:

Originally referred to as a hot female who is very intoxicated at a bar or club. They are usually so drunk to the point of stumbling and slurring, while they hit on every guy in sight, hence the combination of slut + sloshie + sloshed = Slushies

1. (adj) Slushed
- slang term for being sloshed

2. (noun) Slushie(s)
- A person who is effin wasted

Just finished getting wasted
Person A BAC .10+: Duuude bra... Im fuckerd up drinkss draaanks, sheeet niiigga, sooo slushed.
Person B 100% Sober: Good job, you're the pillar of society.
Person A BAC .10+: Thatttss SO tru ohhhh my goood SO SLUSHED.

Going to get DRANKS
Person A: Dude bro, its about time to pick up some slushies at the club!
Person B: No thanks, drunk sluts are fucking stupid.

by ProBro March 8, 2011

Gulley Slushing

The act of pleasuring an individual through the insertion fingers or other objects inside the vagina.

He was Gulley Slushing her behind the bins.

by Rigbo84 August 31, 2018

German Slushie

when a man and woman engage in anal sex, then the man pulls out, shits in his hand, and forces the woman to consume said shit after being put in a baby stroller and pushed down the hall with the man screaming the womans name in his best impression of cartman from south park.

Tom gave Bella a German Slushie, thats why they broke up not a day later.

by Hacxz July 19, 2010

Butt Slushies

Its what happens to your fecal matter after dining at a shitty Thai food restaurant. You best be ready to paint your toilet bowl a light to medium shade of brown with a high possibility of solid corn and peanuts.

"Jesus Mary fucking Christ Dan! Is that shit running down your leg?"

"Fuck me runnin' Must have a bad case of the Butt Slushies"

by Brendan Blessing July 4, 2008

slushie

The words Lush and Slut mixed
Lush = Alcoholic
Slut = likes sex

"Stop being such a slushie."

by Emma April 21, 2005

Chocolate Slushie

The act of shitting into a girl's and the proceeding to engage in oral sex.

Scottie recieved one sensual chocholate slushie from Susan.

by Scott Colontropo February 19, 2005

Bean Slushie

When someone Mixes beans in a blender, along with ice(ice cream) and then proceeds to put it on a girl/guys gentals and begin orally licking it off.

Ash totally "Bean Slushie"d that girl last night!

by Randomcreed13 June 19, 2010