slweeb

a user on Twitter that you see under every tweet

@slweeb i see you everywhere!

by slweeb January 24, 2021

Slowseakow

A Femboy that ERP's in high detail, this fool takes care to every detail in his ERP's. Like the wild creature he is, he is known for drinking holy water in bathrooms and banging your friends. If i was to every come across a Slowseakow I would run because he is not very fast. (at all)

Person 1: Woah woah woah don't fuq around with that dude (literally)
Slowseakow: Nah I can handle him
(A few months later)
Slowseakow: …I regret everything…

by BerryBoyyyy February 8, 2021

slowerly

Actively doing things slowly

Next time I will perform this task slowerly

by Notsirt March 24, 2021

slowzen

During vid chat where you become not frozen but S L O W L Y M O V I N G during the vid chat. Annoying

Talked to Marcia yesterday via video chat, so annoyed at the quality. Half the chat she was slowzen.

by JZrkman June 15, 2021

slowen

Slowen is the ideal mascot for a pint of Stella with a bulldog image on the glass. He speaks his mind even though there’s not much going on up there and dribbles more than saville In a nursery .

That bnp member is a right slowen.

by AdorableLemming October 15, 2021

Absolute-slowness

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

by asteroth February 24, 2010

Slogee

A hotdog on dddanceparty.com that dances 24/7

Yo! Today was slogee slow

by Doninn March 4, 2019