slowzen 

During vid chat where you become not frozen but S L O W L Y M O V I N G during the vid chat. Annoying

Talked to Marcia yesterday via video chat, so annoyed at the quality. Half the chat she was slowzen.

slowzen by JZrkman June 15, 2021

Wonder Showzen 

Imgaine if you locked the creators of Sesame Street in a dark room for about three weeks and gave them nothing but crack and LSD. This is what they'd come up with...the funniest and most fucked up show EVER.

I could only imagine how frightening that show would be while on acid. I'd probably lock myself in a closet for about a week out of sheer terror.

Wonder Showzen by Mikal K May 7, 2005

Slowzing 

That state that you reach during a long airplane flight which is somewhere between sleeping and dozing. You wake up thinking you have slept for an hour but only five minutes have passed.

"Gawd that flight back from Asia was long and all I got was slowzing."

Slowzing by DrPhil October 15, 2009

slowzinski 

the term given to describe a really, really slow swimmer.

person 1: OMG! nolan slowzinski swam a 1:49 yesterday!
person 2: in his 200?! thats not bad...
person 1: NO IN HIS 100!!!

person 1 and 2: LOL!

slowzinski by peter posted. August 26, 2006

Slowmensia 

The inability to move quickly or act in an urgent manner.

Eli watched his breakfast decompose as his slowmensia prevented him from eating quick enough.

Slowmensia by yr7soccer May 11, 2018

wonder showzen 

mad hilarious mtv2 ish... Get ready to be offended and be laughing at someone else in the same moment. Like Guinness. BRILL- YANT!!!!!

i watch WONDER SHOWZEN and constructive criticism class is a breeze!!!!

wonder showzen by l ron April 21, 2005

Showzenism

A religion based off the MTV2 show Wonder Showzen. A devout follower of the show (see Showzenist). Showzenists pray to their god Lord Krondor and accept him as their savior. Showzenists snack of choice is Chewties.

Watching Wonder Showzen has converted me to Showzenism.

Showzenism by Percy Jones July 24, 2007