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Slowdrunk

A person able to drink lots of alcoholic beverages without being drunk for a while.
Nathan was a slowdrunk, since he could drink 38 shots without being drunk.
by Skittleflake July 3, 2016
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Slowcoiner

A slowcoiner is a person who have not sell Bitcoins or other cryptovalute fast enough to make a profit when a landslide begun. Slowcoiners are (usually naive or greedy) people who missed an opportunity to sell on time because they believed BTC will reach US$ 100K or more, and they will make a fortune with no work.
Slowcoiner takes on their bitterness of an unfair world, life or bad luck to other people (i.e. nocoiner) who were warning them about volatility and weakness of cryptovalute baloon burst.
Slowcoiners are in illusion that have great computer skills or fantastic imagination; even when they see the price of Bitcoin or other cryptovalutes go down they see it as affirmation of its adoption spread. They consider all Bitcoin users to be an elite on a forefront of technology and economy, with only themselves as the ones who can see what is happening. This attitude comes from being steeped in the elitist priest cultures found at people who usually do not have high education and knowledge about market - or sometimes even among well-educated, but naive people. Anyone who is not part of their BTC-clique is treated with offense, by default.

The worst slowcoiners are people with no real personal achevements in academics and life whatsoever, usually shallow people who like self-promotion.

Slowcoiners believe that the world owes them everything they want because they are part of an elite; they are hysterical liars, brats, and (future) losers.
I am pretty sure Dean is a slowcoiner. Yesterday he posted a large Facebook comment about how Bitcoin going up is a start of an ongoing goldrush, and this is an opportunity to buy more to catch a wave. He's always talking Bitcoin up; if he had been buy Bitcoin when it was low, he would never tamper others to buy.

I am pretty sure Dean is a slowcoiner. Yesterday he posted a large Facebook comment about how Bitcoin going down is a merely start of a new goldrush, and that this crash is just a correction and opportunity to buy more to catch a next wave. He's always talking Bitcoin up; if he had been sell Bitcoin with profit, he would never tamper others to buy.
by Mark$ December 18, 2017
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slowch monkey

A slowch monkey is the opposite of a slaunch donkey. The slowch monkey is a small bass
Dammnnnnnnnnn I just caught the tiniest slowch monkey ever!
by TheogSlowchMonkey April 21, 2018
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slowcaine

The slang term for ketamin only the real dudes know
"who's up for round 18 of the slowcaine"
by abundancechaos June 12, 2018
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Slowcial media

Platforms that foster unhurried and meaningful connection between humans.
I'm not on social media, it gives me anxiety. I prefer slowcial media where I can take my time.
by waxhead91 July 31, 2020
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Slowdicking

Slowdicking (verb)

Definition:
To "slowdick" is the art of embracing a leisurely, unhurried approach towards tasks, decisions, or actions, often resulting in delays or procrastination. Just like the laid-back charm of a sloth, slowdicking entails taking an inordinate amount of time, seemingly savoring each moment, as if there's an abundance of it.
Usage:

"I can't believe he's slowdicking again on choosing a gift for his girlfriend; her birthday is tomorrow!"
"Instead of starting early, I found myself slowdicking through the entire morning routine, and now I'm running late."
"She's known for slowdicking on major life choices, contemplating every possibility before making a move."
by BeansK July 25, 2023
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slowidious

Excessively lax about details.
Tarzan and Jane are a classic "opposites attract" example; in this case, a peaceable "fastidious vs. slowidious" coexistence.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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