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Tom: YOUR SPOUSE A MOUSE
Jack: Fucking dies and implodes
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur mom and dad gay together
Jack: ur sister mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Jack: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Jack: ur family tree lgbt
Tom: ur ancestors incestors
Jack: ur species feces
Tom: ur genus likes penis
Jack: ur family reunion homosexual comunion
Tom: Don't make me say it
Jack: Say it pussy
Tom: YOUR SPOUSE A MOUSE
Jack: Fucking dies and implodes
by stewie2gay May 27, 2018
Get the ur spouse a mouse mug.When everyone expects you to have the same knowledge as your spouse simply because you live with them. Frequently happens if the husband is computer savvy, then everyone expects the wife to have equal knowledge about computers too and will frequently go to her for computer help.
Ruth's coworker: Hey, Ruth, can you help me? My computer screen just went black.
Ruth: What? No, I have a middle school teaching degree.
Ruth's coworker: Well, I just thought since your husband is into computers, you'd know how to fix it by spousemosis.
Ruth: What? No, I have a middle school teaching degree.
Ruth's coworker: Well, I just thought since your husband is into computers, you'd know how to fix it by spousemosis.
by jlowe1964 January 19, 2010
Get the spousemosis mug.The unfair stereotype of the notion that all people from Liverpool are on the rob/unemployed/wear shellsuits with perms/etc.
Usually the kind of people who jump to these conclusions have never even visited the city, or have petty motives for their hatred (usually football).
Usually the kind of people who jump to these conclusions have never even visited the city, or have petty motives for their hatred (usually football).
Scouser 1:"Did you hear about Terry getting jumped by those utd fans in Manchester on Saturday night?"
Scouser 2:"fuckin 'ell, I'm getting sick of all the scouseism from those cunts, he hates football anyway!"
Scouser 2:"fuckin 'ell, I'm getting sick of all the scouseism from those cunts, he hates football anyway!"
by Fox Face March 28, 2008
Get the scouseism mug.When the eyebrows are very heavily drawn in with a black eye pencil, giving the appearance of two small furry animals crawling across the forehead.
Favoured by Scouse WAGS and wannabes.
Favoured by Scouse WAGS and wannabes.
Scouse eyebrows are typically sported by Star Trek's Dr.Spock, Fisher Price Weeble dolls , and of course the cast of Desperate Scousewives.
by arancinibaby December 16, 2011
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girls in liverpool that go to baabar and heebie jeebies on a night out, wear baker boy caps in 2019, hire out signature living apartments for their birthday then pay £50 to get their makeup done 5 hours before they go, and still use the term “speaking,” to define a relationship when they’re over 18
girls in liverpool that go to baabar and heebie jeebies on a night out, wear baker boy caps in 2019, hire out signature living apartments for their birthday then pay £50 to get their makeup done 5 hours before they go, and still use the term “speaking,” to define a relationship when they’re over 18
“eve is such a scouse prin”
“isla is the biggest scouse prin name i’ve ever heard”
“omg all the scouse prins are wearing that jacket right now”
“isla is the biggest scouse prin name i’ve ever heard”
“omg all the scouse prins are wearing that jacket right now”
by L25imm April 25, 2019
Get the scouse prin mug.mispronunciation of the word 'south' mostly by eastern Europeans who lack the ability to annunciate the English 'th' sound.
Shawn: Yo, man I want to come down so we can get some cheesesteaks on the boardwalk
Jeff: Cool get your cotz (see def.) on the Parkway Souse and get off at 82A
Martin: howsitgoin
Jeff: Cool get your cotz (see def.) on the Parkway Souse and get off at 82A
Martin: howsitgoin
by peasandqueues April 1, 2008
Get the souse mug.Tom: Have you seen that lady who moved into the new house down the block?
Bill: No, what does she do?
Tom: Nothing. She's a shousewife. I would clean her pool for free.
Bill: No, what does she do?
Tom: Nothing. She's a shousewife. I would clean her pool for free.
by Michael Salzhauer August 2, 2007
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