A human that tends to be rather smart, yet displays absolutely no motivation. Takes forever to do everyday activities, responds to text messages hours later. When coming up with a good idea has a minimum 6 week brewing process before it gets started.
The Slothenius was asked to fix a door. 10 minutes later it responds, "Yeah…. we'll figure it out." Two months later the door was fixed perfectly.
by slothtammer December 8, 2010
Get the Slothenius mug.When you're too high or too tired to get up and move around or do anything active. Taken from sloth, a mamal that lives their life hanging in trees and moving very slowly. The sap of the trees are said to be hallucinogenic, causing the sloths to be high most of the time. Also can be used as an adjective (slothy, slothed).
"Bro: I'm so slothed from ripping that GB."
"Bro: Hey bro do you wanna go shoot some hoops?
Broham: No dude, I'm slothing way too hard right now."
"Bro: Dude, I was slothing-out from that PCP we smoked last night.
Broham: I know man, that stuff was straight up slothy"
"Bro: Hey bro do you wanna go shoot some hoops?
Broham: No dude, I'm slothing way too hard right now."
"Bro: Dude, I was slothing-out from that PCP we smoked last night.
Broham: I know man, that stuff was straight up slothy"
by Castro with a K May 30, 2008
Get the Slothing mug.The sexual act of a female partner hanging from the male by wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, simialr to the position of a sloth hanging from a tree branch. The motion is continued by the male moving his hips in the standard motion for penetration, resulting in 'Slothing'.
Boy: Hey girl, want to have sex?
Girl: Yeah baby, what position do you fancy?
Boy: I'm up for some Slothing...
Girl: Give it to me.
Girl: Yeah baby, what position do you fancy?
Boy: I'm up for some Slothing...
Girl: Give it to me.
by ballabriggs March 7, 2012
Get the Slothing mug.by seavdaddy September 22, 2010
Get the Slothing mug.Sally worksout during the week and then goes on a drinking binge all weekend. She goes from athlete to slothlete.
by KCMcPeterkin April 29, 2004
Get the SLOTHLETE mug.An adjetive used to describe an individual who is incapable of making simple every day choices. Responds to simple questions with "I guess we'll figure it out", "Whats the rush". Often finds themselves sleeping.
Person A: "Hey what do you want to drink, we have a large water or a medium water?"
Slothecision : ….. "Ummmm ….. water? We'll figure it out, I guess."
Person A : "What to figure out are you a little thirsty or are you really thirsty!"
Slothecision : ….. "Ummmm ….. water? We'll figure it out, I guess."
Person A : "What to figure out are you a little thirsty or are you really thirsty!"
by slothtammer December 8, 2010
Get the Slothecision mug.staying at home with no intent of doing anything but lounging around all day being lazy, wearing ratty yet comfortable clothing.
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