slitastic

A girl with a really really hot sexy vagina.

Man, that girl is slitastic.

by Phillip S. Barker October 27, 2009

Sittage

Sittage (n) The state of possessing child care.

"I've hooked up some sittage for Friday so we can go out."

by Holly M S May 15, 2010

Shittasticular

A combination of holy shit, fantastic, and testicular. When something is so awesomely fantastic you just have to scream holy shit and testicles!

You look so shittasticular in that dress! The boys will be lining up to do you!

by Shittasticular August 27, 2010

Shittard

A shittard is someone who is a all around dumbass, and has less common sense than a rock.

look at Harold he is a complete shittard, he is being such a stupid fuck.

by That High school dictionary August 30, 2017

shittadle

shit , move , fuck ,

what in the shittadle

by bl_b May 27, 2018

Mid-shittance

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.

My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

by The Footlong .. and then some May 6, 2016

Slitted

The act of putting Burt's Bees around your eyes, usually when you're high, to feel a cool burning sensation

Dude I'm baked, let's get slitted!

by MacDaddy i March 1, 2015