Slitheening

The act of blowing up your cheeks, protruding your bottom lip, and unzipping an imaginary zipper on your forehead.

"Tom was totally slitheening at the football game last night, when a spaceship crashed into Big Ben."

by The Thirteenth Doctor August 17, 2011

shithead

A complete dumbass; a genuine moron. Someone who has committed an act in which causes harm or temporary discomfort to another.

Do not speak to that shithead over there.

Max is a total shithead.

Frank you shithead, I could have been killed!

by Tom Main February 5, 2003

shitheel

An asshole; a despicable, loathesome person.

My roommate during my freshman year of college was a shitheel.

by JK March 15, 2003

shithead shocker

The act of sticking the head of a person (usually of diminutive status) in a toilet bowl full of feces and flushing away. The combination of being smothered by nasty toilet water and swirling shit makes the poor shmuck feel even worse about him/herself. (Not to be confused to the actual shocker)

Yo dude! The bowl's overflowing; let's find a poor unsuspecting punk to give the shithead shocker.

I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.

by Dudedude August 4, 2006

slytherinssuck

slytherinssuck is a really nice person on tiktok who I am luckily moots with and have been moots with for a while. Also she is taken by fellow tiktoker Andrea/_tonksgirl

Have you seen slytherinssuck's new video?
slytherinssuck is so cool!

by snvlles June 13, 2021

Micah Smithers

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.

Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?

by definition_daddy👅💦 April 18, 2017

Smithered

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function

I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.

by pureaspondice December 15, 2011