When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.
by P.C.A. April 16, 2015
Get the Dictionary Dick Slappedmug. When the males genitals are covered in cocaine
and slaps the female in the face
causing cocaine to splatter on her face
making her feel worthless.
and slaps the female in the face
causing cocaine to splatter on her face
making her feel worthless.
Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.
Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face
Jim: Yep I can see that
Olivia: Fuck you jim
Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face
Jim: Yep I can see that
Olivia: Fuck you jim
by Phantom with pants August 23, 2011
Get the Crack dick slapmug. by cool12 August 22, 2009
Get the mega dick slapmug. when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.
Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..
by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009
Get the Slapped your dick against the wallmug. The act of taping a knife to your cock, and dick slapping someone.
Jeff: Dude I Detroit Dick Slapped Samantha last night!
John: What is that?
Jeff: Let's just say she's cut pretty badly
Jeff: Dude I Detroit Dick Slapped Samantha last night!
John: What is that?
Jeff: Let's just say she's cut pretty badly
by master cumfuck December 13, 2013
Get the detroit dick slapmug. When slap with dick mustard
by Loli popper June 13, 2018
Get the Mustard dick slapmug. by drewski October 4, 2004
Get the tony danza dick slapmug.