Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.

Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”

by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019

Slap Dick

Slap Dick is a commonly played game where two guys get hard and sit facing one another. They then proceed to switch off slapping each other's dick. The guy whose dick falls off first is the loser. Following the game, the winner may choose to do the victory ritual: pick up the fallen off dick (before it looses to much blood and becomes limp), smack the loser's forehead with said dick and finish by yelling SLAP DICK!

"(Picks up hard dick, slaps loser with it) SLAP DICK!"

by Scrat420 October 15, 2009

Slapsdick

Funny Porn. What porn with a large comedic component should be called

Guy 1: Dude he shot his load and the cameraman!
Guy 2: Lol I know! that's slapsdick for ya!

by Thybeardliness December 19, 2014

slamdickshit

when ones hunter goes all rammed in

oh slamdickshit issi baht

by CraggyAnut February 23, 2009

slipdick

A term for someone of loveable annoyance. Pleasantly sounding when spoken it's roll off the tongue often adds to the jovial nature of the word. Not malicious in use, mainly a jokey insult...

Bob: So when you coming over tonight so we can watch the game?

Jeff: Oh yeah I'm going miss that, sorry

Bob: What the fuck! You said you could like 5 minutes ago?

Jeff: Meh

Bob: Aww, you slipdick...

by Adam-ington Kirk-ington June 18, 2011

Slapsickle

An demeaning term that is often used when describing someone that is an allaround tool

Hey slapsickle, what did you just call me?

by DanAubertine February 25, 2009

slopdick

The curve of a penis that gives it a C shape. Usually found in overweight or in men who live in their parents basement till they're 50.

"He's such a loser, you know hes gotta have a slopdick."

by Nikko11 November 7, 2011