staleman bendova

Staleman Bendova is the greatest person to ever exist, haters call him stale, but is an immortal compared to every other person. Perfect in every way shape or form. The mere presence of him makes other "stale".

Ben: Man staleman bendova, you stale as fuck.
Staleman Bendova: stop getting triggered, you are just jealous.

by JuanEliseoCordova November 30, 2016

west salem high school

A school where all the rich kids are... If you think Sprague is bad then dont go to West. West is home to some of the snobbiest people you will ever meet. They think that they are the only thing on the planet earth. I mean there are a handful of really cool people, but not very many

Normal person: hello
Person from West Salem high school: did a bug just fly by?
Other person from west: no it was just that weirdo talking

by hella-chill May 6, 2015

stalemoed

1. The act of intentionally looking out for yourself, but either intentionally or unintentionally (or subconsciously) not caring about another person.

2. Being selfish.

"I was getting attacked by a flock of seagulls and she just ran away to save herself. That bitch stalemoed me"

"I gave my friend a ride home from a party one night, then back to her car in the morning, cleaned the snow off half of her car for her and she thought it was selfish I only cleaned the snow off one side of her car. I was totally stalemoed"

"Every time we walk into a building together, she jumps ahead to make sure she catches the door, but doesn't hold it open for anybody else. Stalemoed."

by dsmartin June 19, 2014

Salem4Youth

A ranch in the middle of fucking nowhere, you typically find out about this place when you just get dropped off, for about an eternity. Literally 12 students max, and all dudes. People that go here usually say the most random shit, and laugh at it.

Student: Did you hear about (name here)? He got sent to Salem4Youth Ranch!

Student 2: Damn. Lets have a moment of silence for him.

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Student A: YOU HAVENT SEEN ME AT MY FULL RAGE!!!!

Student B: wtf does that even mean?

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by jb.anonymous November 18, 2021

Salem winchiso

A beautiful, kind, sexy, independent women she is loveable and a great girlfriend she is so amazing. She is literally wifey material

You remind me of a “Salem Winchiso”

by The best person to ever exist November 26, 2021

Mexican Salem Burning Log

The excruciatingly hot poop that comes out of your butt a day or two after eating spicy Mexican food. It feels like your butt is being burned at the stake like a witch. The hot log leaving your body.

I added extra jalapeños to my burrito and my butt burns so bad you would think it was a Mexican Salem burning log coming out of my butt.

by PlagueTarot January 12, 2023

Slalom

Two men lay down on a bed and a woman grabs each of their erect poles and works them like she's about to earn a gold medal at the next winter games alpine event. (A double hand job.)

We were all drunk at Cindy's the other night and after she went down on Bob she worked on her slalom's with us.

by themenace August 27, 2013