Noun- A hideously ugly excuse for a female, the kind of girl who would make one want to cut off one's own penis rather than sleep with/ look at for an period of time longer than three seconds.
Friend: Dude, what did i do at that party last night?
You: You hooked up with that slagathor that looks like Al Sharpton
Friend: *Kills self*
You: You hooked up with that slagathor that looks like Al Sharpton
Friend: *Kills self*
by Casey Scott Brains September 16, 2007
Get the Slagathor mug.A martial artist action movie star with a face full of wrinkles, constantly squinting eyes, short black hair with a widow's peak and a dumb ponytail.
His movie career began with "Above the Law" in 1987, and throughout the 90s he starred in several more mainstream action movies. His career came to a doom in the early 00s, where in 2002 he made his last released-to-theaters movie "Half Past Dead" with rapper Ja Rule.
Through recent years, he's been making crap Direct-to-DVD movies, sometimes making up to four or five movies a year. 2010 saw the return of Seagal to the big screen...for Machete, in which he's the villain. Oh and he dies.
His movies are known for:
*His character either is out for revenge or has to rescue someone.
*The fight scenes have quick cuts, lots of obvious doubles, unnecessary close ups and the camera spinning around rapidly trying to fool audiences into thinking Seagal is actually hitting someone.
*Seagal requires a stunt double to walk.
*He can take someone's gun by barely raising his hand.
*He will say some stupid cliche line before beating the shit out of someone.
*His movie's plots are always "SERIOUS" dark and gritty
His movie career began with "Above the Law" in 1987, and throughout the 90s he starred in several more mainstream action movies. His career came to a doom in the early 00s, where in 2002 he made his last released-to-theaters movie "Half Past Dead" with rapper Ja Rule.
Through recent years, he's been making crap Direct-to-DVD movies, sometimes making up to four or five movies a year. 2010 saw the return of Seagal to the big screen...for Machete, in which he's the villain. Oh and he dies.
His movies are known for:
*His character either is out for revenge or has to rescue someone.
*The fight scenes have quick cuts, lots of obvious doubles, unnecessary close ups and the camera spinning around rapidly trying to fool audiences into thinking Seagal is actually hitting someone.
*Seagal requires a stunt double to walk.
*He can take someone's gun by barely raising his hand.
*He will say some stupid cliche line before beating the shit out of someone.
*His movie's plots are always "SERIOUS" dark and gritty
Danny: Wanna watch a Steven Seagal movie?
Marshall: Didn't that guy die from eating too many McDonald's?
Marshall: Didn't that guy die from eating too many McDonald's?
by MtnDew23 January 13, 2011
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To jab someone in the throat with an upward palm, fingers together similar to the way Steven Seagal hits people. This is accented by saying "Seagal" as you do it.
I was walking through the bar "Seagaling" random strangers.
I snuck up on Dino and jabbed him in the throat, yelling "Seagal" as I did it.
That fucker Seagal'd me for no reason when I was leaving the Sox game.
I snuck up on Dino and jabbed him in the throat, yelling "Seagal" as I did it.
That fucker Seagal'd me for no reason when I was leaving the Sox game.
by VincenzoL April 2, 2013
Get the Seagal mug.1.(from the show scrubs) A girl actually named 'debbie'
2. A term of endearment between apathetic or lazy friends
3. A revolting beast that looks more like a pig wearing makeup than something with 23 chromosomes
2. A term of endearment between apathetic or lazy friends
3. A revolting beast that looks more like a pig wearing makeup than something with 23 chromosomes
1. (from scrubs)
Dr. Kelso: (To the new interns) Listen up, faces. In order to save us all some time I will call all the males Daves and all the females Debbies.
Intern: Debbie's actually my name!
Dr. Kelso: Then out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor. Daves, Debbies, Slagathor, I will be in my office, if you need anything, feel free to bother Dorian
2. As a term of endearment
mandie: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
alice: "Is that my little slagathor?"
3. For a she/he beast
mandie: "whooaaaaaa it looks like your brother got slagathor-itis"
alice: "no, thats called bells palsy"
Dr. Kelso: (To the new interns) Listen up, faces. In order to save us all some time I will call all the males Daves and all the females Debbies.
Intern: Debbie's actually my name!
Dr. Kelso: Then out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor. Daves, Debbies, Slagathor, I will be in my office, if you need anything, feel free to bother Dorian
2. As a term of endearment
mandie: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
alice: "Is that my little slagathor?"
3. For a she/he beast
mandie: "whooaaaaaa it looks like your brother got slagathor-itis"
alice: "no, thats called bells palsy"
by Alice Newton December 9, 2007
Get the Slagathor mug.The living God of No Selling, Steven Seagal has never been injured in any movie he has starred in. If you were to use it as an adjective, it would describe a situation were you were expected to get hurt, but came out without a scratch.
Person 1: "Whoa, you just Steven Seagalled that Car Wreck. It looks like everyone else involved is dead."
Person 2: "That's because I am Steven Seagal." (Breaks Person 1's Neck)
Person 2: "That's because I am Steven Seagal." (Breaks Person 1's Neck)
by Big E to the Z December 1, 2006
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that ding dong is a slamalamadingdong
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