no skunk

Came about somewhere in New Jersey(I remember it from grade school in Passaic 1998ish, where if one kid says something stupid or gives wrong information, his friends(or simply someone near) declare "no skunk" then proceed to slide their finger across his neck to inflict pain. It has alot of other things involved with it, like when you say "no skunk" the soon-to-be victim can say "softies" and you have to do it softly, or if you say "hardies" you get to do it harder than usual.

See also: medong

1: Pass me that spoon.
2: No skunk! hardies!
2: (gives no skunk) it's a spork!
1: ow.

by E Killer a.k.a. e killa March 1, 2005

skankaholic

a man who cannot get enough of lower-class sluts who have a nasty smell

Tyler has become a real skankaholic; I know it, because he reeks of unclean pussy and I see him often in the company of dirty harlots.

by (none) October 30, 2003

skonka killers

skonka killers is a group of friends that meet up on a weekly basis (ususally on the weekends) to go in search of skonkas, which is a spanglish term for slut or whore. the term killing a skonka is reffering to the act of having sex with a skonka.

:damn! did you hear roger killed that skonka?
:yeah! him and his skonka killers group killed like 5 different skonks!

by teamsleek March 3, 2011

Skankasaurus

A large, unattractive female, of the loose variety. Works best if subject resembles a dinosaur.

Guy 1 "Dude that chick last night was gorgeous!"
Guy 2 "No, you were hammered. She was a total skankasaurus"

by GarrettGavenus December 17, 2008

skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.

Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!

by Define Me! November 30, 2009

Skankamuffin

A girl normally 12-17 who dresses and acts slutty out of naivety, usually tries to act way older than she is and will tell whoever will believe her that shes 18 when she is NOT legal. But is just adorable to people that know better.

Person #1: Look at that little girl wearing all that makeup and low cut shirt with her A cup bra showing.
Person #2: Aww aint she cute, the little skankamuffin.

by Jason f%ckin Elliott December 27, 2008

skunk in a basket

A sexual position where 2 people position themselves ass to ass and one person farts into the other person's anus.

Person 1: "Baby, do you want a skunk in a basket?"

Person 2: "aw yeah!"

Person 1: "Alright, bend over!"

by skunkmaster buck June 22, 2009