scoof

A "dumbass" or idiot.
A funny or shady character.

You are such a scoof!
Wow, that hobo over there is quite the scoof.

by Frank Guidice May 28, 2006

Shoofy

Refers to the sound of a shotgun blast to the head of a nooby booby. Famously stated by all three of the three clutchers whilst popping on a noobers head at the same time.

Hey greeeeen.... GET HIS ASS! Shoofy!!!

by Codeinjeezy May 1, 2023

skooj

A euphemism that substitutes any noun, verb, or adjective in any context in order to add humor and ambiguity to a given thought.

"You got skooj all over my burger."
"I wonder if I skoojed the test or not."
"That car is a tad skooj, don't you think?"

by Tyrgannus March 29, 2009

Skoog

Construction lingo for when something looks so good it makes you orgasm. Used as a noun, verb, or adjective for anything pleasing.

Other pronunciations include: Skoag, Skugg, Skooch, Skum, Skog, etc…

Nate just skooged all over the new concrete!

by Dr. Sweere June 9, 2023

skoobla

Endearing term for a friend or loved one.

Hey Skoobla, what's up?

by Nancy Johnston January 10, 2008

skool

A different way to spell school. This spelling is for the idiots that dropped out of "skool"

I hate "skool."

by Apul January 29, 2003

Skoaf

A mixed bowl of tobacco and marijuana.

Classified by the level of "spice" per bowl.

Should we sesh a skoaf?

I packed you a stinkin' spicy skoaf.

Dude, I took a skoaf and I was spinning for like a half hour after.

What are you doin tonight?
- Just skoavin' and playin THPS.

I took a skoaf after I got back from drinking all night and puked all over the bathroom. Then I smoked a normal bowl and felt fine, went downstairs and grubbed like four quesadillas. Went back upstairs and got packed another skoaf, which inevitably led to puking up the food I had just previously consumed.

by Ladles McGee April 24, 2009